January 24th, 2012
Unwritten Self-Help Books That Could Have Really Helped Me Last Week
- Did Last Weekend, and All You Did Was Drink Wine and Weep While Watching YouTube Videos of Dogs Greeting Soldiers Coming Home From War
- So You See Someone You Sort of Know Sitting At the Bar, But You Don’t Want to Talk to Them: What Now?
- He Actually Might Have Been Into You, But When He Found Out That You Inexplicably Lied About Having an Estranged Twin, He Reconsidered
- How to Seamlessly Integrate an Imaginary Boyfriend Into Your Social Circle
- Coming to Terms With Your Imaginary Boyfriend’s Libertarian Politics
- So You See Someone Ahead of You in Line Who You Had Sex With Two Years Ago, and Obviously You Don’t Want to Talk to Him: What Now?
- “I Think I Just Had A Sex Dream About Magilla Gorilla???” How to Handle This and Other Sex-Dream Crises
- What Are We Going to Do About This? [book touches a lock of your hair]
- Should You Break Into a Jog If Someone’s Holding a Door Open and You’re Still a Few Paces Away? A new book from the author of the international best-seller, How Long Should You Maintain Eye Contact When You’re Passing Someone You Know in a Long Hallway?
- 10 Ways to Meet Your Soul Mate by Sitting Quietly on Your Couch
